Findings:
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- What have you been smoking?
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- How could you ever have enough?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- you have never been safe
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Advice I have been given about girls
- He's been places they have not.
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- How to "Have People"
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- How to have lesbian sex
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Sex in a small car
- What Might Have Been
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How we have grown apart
- How to find something which has been lost
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How long have you known?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You, standing
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Names have been changed
- I have just been shot
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- AES may have been broken
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I could have been Canadian
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- i have been burning for so long
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- I could have been one of a two
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Sex with a chicken
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How the mighty have fallen
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to have an out of body experience
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
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