Findings:
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Hi Honey, I'm Home
- HI im vik (user)
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm Just Me (user)
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm scared
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm OK, You're OK
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm game
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm The Man
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm a Pepper
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm tired of calling 911
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm gay
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm feeling like a custard now
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