Findings:
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- can i be buried here among the dead?
- i can feel your ghost when i'm alone
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- University students can be really stupid
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Be cool in college
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- How the Internet Came to Be
- TV can be a good thing
- Exes can be good things
- There can be only one
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Here Be Monsters
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Knowledge can never be certain
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- How to be a fuck-up
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Be all that you can be
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- How to be a good evil villain
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- We Can Be Together
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- It can be cold in the dark
- How to be telekinetic
- How to be a backstabber
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be an asshole
- Automobile tire pressure
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to be a troll
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- This poem can be put off no longer
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How to be anonymous
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Be Here Now
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- I am blind when I want to be
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Valour can be brown
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Why procrastination can be productive
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- There are times when they seem to be right
- How To Be Good
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
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