Findings:
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- they carry but they do not understand
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How Do I Live
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- everyone has some burden they carry
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- How do ya like them apples?
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- Avoiding the stairway syndrome
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- How long do babies sleep?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How do you write like that?
- Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- all I do is kiss you though the bars of a rhyme
- Any Mick'll Do
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- How do you remember things?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How do you define your gender?
- Stuff to Do in Davis
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- They think it's all over
- Kids that age think they know it all
- they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How it all began
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- The tattoo phenomenon
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- All I do is kiss you through the stars of Orion.
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
- To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How Do I Love Thee?
- How much money do you make?
- Ground rush
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Now you do what they told ya
- How do you do?
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- do without
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How do you pee in space?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- How to do a Gram Stain
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- How do you love your ass?
- Boy Scouts always carry pocket knives
- Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- They All Laughed
- All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
- And they all just stood and stared
- They are all pretty but fading.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- Do all nuns dress like this?
- What to do if all your friends are losers
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Do Whatever You Want All the Time
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- All the Stuff and More...
- They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
- All I can do
- Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
- I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
- Fighting against all the empty years without you
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
- How to turn any number into a 9
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- How do men touch you?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to carry skis
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- How to fold and carry an American flag
- The Things They Carried
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
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