Findings:

• I am so fucking happy
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I'm so sorry
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not fucking bored
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• The donuts are so pretty
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so tough
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Chow Yun-Fat
• Fat
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Two Fat Ladies
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Fat Tuesday
• Fat Tire
• Fat Bastard
• Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
• Fat Elvis
• Fat Mike
• Fat Wreck Chords
• Fat Man
• saturated fat
• Fat chance
• fat finger factor
• Otoba fat
• baby fat
• I feel fat
• Fat lip
• Get a fat lip
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Big fat Romanian (user)
• Fat acceptance
• Horselover Fat
• Fat Tony
• Fat free ice cream
• Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
• fat free Cool Whip
• fat admirer
• the Fat Controller
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Fat and Placid
• Fat Cat
• Fat Agnus
• fat pencil
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The new school of thought: Men are too fat
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Fat Free Radio
• funny fat guy who dies
• Fat beer
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Fat City
• Fat Larry's Band
• The Fat Lady Sings
• I Want A Fat Babe (a parody)
• Ding-dongs and fat milk
• fat cap
• Fat Girl Fashion Police
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• Fat Tulip (user)
• You need fat to survive
• To a Fat Lady Seen from the Train
• Vileness Fats
• Big Fat Snake
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• Tales from an ex fat chick
• Fat Free
• Two kinds of fat
• 85% fat free (user)
• The fat kid on the diving board
• 90% fat free (user)
• low fat
• Fat Lenny
• Fat Men from Space
• 95% fat free (user)
• fat replacer
• You aren't fat, dammit!
• why I like fat bastards
• Fat is a Feminist Issue
• fat guys
• Rusto fat cap
• Charles the Fat
• Pork fat rules
• body fat
• Return of the Fat Man
• Minnesota Fats
• Hitting it fat
• Scollops of Fat Pullets a la Conti, with Truffles
• Fat Free Half & Half
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Fat Frog
• Fat Chicks Go Down After Every Bagel
• the fat girl cast a splendid groak
• The fat child and the hungry witch
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• The Fat Slags
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• Mr. fat pants (user)
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes
• Fat Ana Molko (user)
• Fat Ass (user)
• FAt! (user)
• fat hen
• Fat Old Sun
• fat girl (user)
• awesome fat guy (user)
• Porn Stars need Fat Pipes
• FAT LEG (user)
• fat bitch (user)
• Fat Guy Stuck In Internet
• fat cat poker (user)
• The Fat Elvis (user)
• Fat rabbit syndrome
• unsaturated fat
• The Fat Duck
• Short, fat, slimy and fundamentally corrupt
• Fat Natalie (user)
• fat fat 1 (user)
• fat cow (user)
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Slimming the Fat Controller: Good MVC Design
• I am fat (user)
• Fat Guy (user)
• Fat Billy Goes To School
• The tale of the Fat Bunnies

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