Findings:

• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm Going Crazy
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• i'm used to it
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm so tough
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to kill you
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm so sorry
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm Going Home
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm with the band
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm gay
• I'm just a bill
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Damn, I'm good.
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Glad
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• 418 I'm a teapot
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm with stupid
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• IM
• I'm sorry
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Im-
• I'm not sure
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm not very cool
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm bored
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• So. Central Rain
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm Losing You
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm tired
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle

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