Findings:

• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm so tough
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Friends who fuck
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so sorry
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Give a flying fuck
• Fuck me harder
• flying fuck
• Fuck off
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• The Big Space Fuck
• fuck all
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Fuck what other people think
• Fuck like bunnies
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• cool as fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck you money
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fucked Company
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck the System
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• People have fucked up before
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Fuck the models
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• fuck that
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Shut The Fuck Up
• The Deswearification of Fuck
• fuck u (user)
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• fuck buddy
• fuckton
• what the fuck (user)
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• fuck you, migraine
• Fucked Up
• FUCK TARD (user)
• Fuck Machine
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• fuck off (user)
• clumsy fuck
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• fucked m (user)
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• Fuck Chopin!
• pussy fuck (user)
• A poor fuck pleasure
• Fuck you and your war. Fuck you and your robot whores.
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Fucked up ways to die
• the helpless little thing with the dirty mouth who's always got something to say
• fuck you!!! (user)
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Fuck your god
• fuck me and marry me young
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• You had to pretend success was fucked

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