Findings:

• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm Not Sorry
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry for your loss
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• So. Central Rain
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so sorry
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm sorry
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm running away to Alaska
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm just sayin'.
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• i'm here. are you here?
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• IM SAFE
• I'm glad you asked that question
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm no Socrates
• I'm about to create a new node!
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• imm
• My cats think I'm a God
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• Show me what I'm looking for
• i'm late to everything
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
• I'm a freak
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"

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