Findings:

• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Can we still be friends?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Short can be good! (document)
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• What can be better than that?
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Darkness Be My Friend
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• TV can be a good thing
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Be all that you can be
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• That would be me
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I just want to be friends
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Valour can be brown
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• There is some place I need to be
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• We can be heroes
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Exes can be good things
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Children can be cruel
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• It can be cold in the dark
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Let me be your fantasy
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• What a kiss can be
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• No one can be in two places at once
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Any song can be a love song
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• We Can Be Together
• Let's just be friends
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Be gentle with me
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• University students can be really stupid
• murder can be fun
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• how to be a friend
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• This poem can be put off no longer
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• There can be only one
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• OBAFGKM
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Look siad me Be like me
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• A Man Needs To be Told
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• All we need is just to be
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• No one can be totally logical
• How can idealism be a bad thing?

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