Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I connect with people. I get people off. I find the one person who isn't getting off and I say, "Hey, man. Get off.""

• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• People Get Ready
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Using a command line
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• People who use Windows
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who died laughing
• Rednecks hating Canada
• How to get dressed if you are a man
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• Democracy isn't broken; the people are sick. Capitalism isn't broken; the people are sick.
• No One Gets Left Behind
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• cat haters
• "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• (Listen to the) Flower People
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• people who don't exist
• People who are not anarchists
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Let's get just one thing straight
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Who gets to decide?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Know your pets
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Half-sour pickle
• people person
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Taking things at surface value
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• The bored who complain
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Why people who jog live longer
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Type A blood
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Two people who are not touching
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• The other people who hate war
• Get one's goat
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• people who wear camo
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• Life. Get one. (user)
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• No one gets out of this life alive
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• They Say It Gets Easier
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Love isn't about fixing people
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• A Man of the People
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Tango for One Legged People
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Famous people with only one testicle
• Dead links in writeups
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• play dumb
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The rules of pool are not selective
• People who don't smoke will never die
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Capitalize, please
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Man will even get used to the gallows

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