Findings:
- My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
- Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I couldn't care less about diversity
- I couldn't see them through all the corn
- I knew I couldn't build a cat
- I couldn't see past my second eyes
- They couldn't install the DSL.
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- It couldn't be
- I just couldn't work like that
- I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
- You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- I couldn't care less
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Because I couldn't
- It Couldn't Be Done
- You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
- I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
- I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- we couldn't find the address
- The boy who couldn't look at himself
- she couldn’t go and be beautiful
- It couldn't hurt
- Before I realized I couldn't cure you
- I told her I couldn't sleep
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Why couldn't John
- What Noah couldn't know-ah
- Time has inertia we couldn't observe
- It couldn't be us
- remember when computers couldn't walk?
- 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- Help
- help desk
- Call for Help
- God helps those who help themselves
- Please help me!
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Help end homelessness
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
- Close your eyes, I will help you pray
- Help!
- atlases do not help
- HTML Help
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Help! My money is full of cocaine!
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- toll-free consumer help lines
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- Things to help mosquito bites
- Quick Help
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Where to go for help with punctuation
- cry for help
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- unpaid help desk
- Where to get help with Linux
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- computer science homework help
- god help me
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- right-click = help?
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- Help people who need help
- How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- help me (user)
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
- Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
- Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
- help im a rock (user)
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- You say you want to help me
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to help a library
- Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
- Balloon Help
- Herbs for help in divination
- Herbs to help with dreams
- Herbs to help you get a job
- Help On The Way
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The Girl Can't Help It
- That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
- Will no one help the widow's son?
- Help desk humor
- If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
- Words to help you remember how it feels
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- Personal Help for Boys
- Heaven Help The Fool
- Windows help
- O God Our Help in Ages Past
- So help me God
- Calling for emergency help
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- help wanted
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- Time Travelers please help!
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- Helping a loved one with depression
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- UPC747 Help Node (collaboration)
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Self Help
- Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
- Low taxes help rich people
- Sinedu Tadesse's plea for help
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- Help me help you
- Nothing Helps
- shadows help define it
- Python program to help train fretboard fluency
- 1497825 (user)
- Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
- Piracy helps software companies
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- How to save money and help the earth too
- i need help (user)
- Help! There's a panda in my living room!
- no help for that
- Things to help mosquitos bite
- 2@ $help (user)
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- Help name 18C's baby! (e2poll)
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- atriumjake needs your help (document)
- the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
- depression help (user)
- Help Me, Daddy
- impotent man help (user)
- Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
- Everything2 Help
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
- Chatterbox help topics (superdoc)
- take madness and decipher it without my help
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Machine to help bloo (user)
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
- Help the Aged
- Good help is so hard to find
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
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