Findings:

• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What it's like to have a community
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't have the time
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I would like to have emotions
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• What it's like to have cancer
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• you don't have to do this
• Cats don't have brakes
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Stoned music memories
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Have you ever made a just man?
• just to have some human contact
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• You don't have to remember my name
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't have any real problems
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• A reason to drink
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• For God's sake, just have another election
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• So you don't have to
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I have just been shot
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• I don't have a television set
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• What is it like to have a soul?
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• i don't like christmas
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't like grass
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• You just don't get it
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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