Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I for one was far too drunked up, being a lightweight, for any funny business"

• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• every secret thing was made by some one
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• being a kid was great
• The day I realized what being alive was
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• I was me before being me was cool.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I remember, there was one
• I was one of those girls
• Jean-Claude Romand
• The Wild Colonials
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• You take up too much space
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I was very, very drunk
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• And then one day you wake up
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Perils of being too good at your job
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• The Business of Being Born
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• A Vacation Too Far
• Grandpa Too Far
• funny one (user)
• Close Combat - A Bridge Too Far
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• These go to eleven
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• kids grow up too fast
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• I was adored once too
• I was alone for too long
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the one who goes away
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• being drunk
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Not too far back in time
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• Weekends are far too short
• Too Far
• Too little, and far too late
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• because I have given up any care
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• DRM gone too far
• Sunday Too Far Away
• One up
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Trompe
• You have far too much time on your hands
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• One hour there was sunlight
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.

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