Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I got pushed out because the boss wanted to hire a buddy who couldn't do half the job I could"

• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• Because I do not want to forget
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What do you want to see happen?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• I do not want to see the corpses that are surely on the bottom of the lake
• I do not want to talk
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• What I really want to do is direct
• It was the least I could do
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Do you still want your first universe?
• I care because you do
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• What do you want?
• Who's Da Boss
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• What I want from life
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Why do you want to get married?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• do not want
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• How Do You Want Me?
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I Got High
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• who could win a rabbit
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• What the hell do you want?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Who's The Boss?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• who do you think you are?
• I wanted to do it again
• we do not give what we want to take
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• You push the button, we do the rest
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• I Do Not Want This
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Do you want to taste my memories?
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• because I am only half of what you need
• I could make a habit out of you
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• If I could do it all over again
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• Where do you want to go today?
• What do you want, a cookie?
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Who do you love?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Do you really want to live forever?
• I want someone to do cute things for
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Do you want a kitten?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• You, standing
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• Do it the risky way, out in the open
• Those who can't do, teach
• Do you want to live forever?
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you

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