Findings:
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- girlfriend
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
- imaginary girlfriend
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- His girlfriend
- Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
- Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
- I need a stoner girlfriend
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Fighting with your girlfriend
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Winning back your girlfriend
- my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
- online girlfriend
- Stealing a girlfriend
- Feminists make the best girlfriends
- Pinocchio and his girlfriend
- Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
- My girlfriend and her pillow
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Swordsman's Girlfriend
- New Girlfriend
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Girlfriend aura
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- low-maintenance girlfriend
- driving your girlfriend home
- Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
- Girlfriend from Hell
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Asian Girlfriend
- Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
- Girlfriend (user)
- Your Girlfriend (user)
- perfect girlfriend
- Mexican girlfriend
- Love cookies
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- My cat and my girlfriend
- girlfriend of the Singularity
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Dr. Girlfriend
- Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
- World's End Girlfriend
- Schrödinger's Girlfriend
- Canadian girlfriend
- Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
- Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
- sonnet for my girlfriend
- Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
- Magical Girlfriend
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
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