Findings:

• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Born, never asked
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Before you ask a question
• never again is what you swore the time before
• The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Just before never waking
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• A profile is never motionless before our eyes
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• the tinned fish walks out WAY before the fancy booze
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Odd Girl Out
• Girls' Night Out
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• That moment before she asked
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I never asked to be born you know
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Ask Jeeves
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Asking for a favor
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• She asked me to read her a poem
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• One Man Asked In Anger
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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