Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I probably haven't moved other than to change channel or go to the toilet in about six hours."

• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• let go of what you think other people think
• Sausages are vegetables and other anecdotes about vegetarian diet
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Shit or Go Blind
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Using languages other than English on Everything2
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• It's pretty obscure. You probably haven't heard of it.
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• Why you should study something other than drama
• Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other
• Mardi Gras celebrations in the US other than New Orleans: an observation
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• General sexuality newsgroup
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• What I hate about working on code with others
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Should I stay or should I go?
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• When writers use Latin
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• talking about other countries
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Making something other than amends
• Are some species more important than others?
• all other times are better than 6 am
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Uses for dildos other than the obvious
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• You, standing
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Go write a book about it
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Let go and forget about it
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• answer: where did the other square go?
• ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Go big or go home
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• a six hour window
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Somewhere or Other
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Some words are harder than others
• Cooler than the other side of the pillow
• Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Operations other than war
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• about an Alice
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia

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