Findings:

• Front porch, what should have been said
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• How long have you been in love with her?
• What have you been smoking?
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• The saddest place I have ever been
• you have never been safe
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Advice I have been given about girls
• He's been places they have not.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• a dozen books I should have read you
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you would have been
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• What Might Have Been
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Tools everyone should have
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• That which I should have done I did not do
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Struggle Buses should have a loyalty rewards program
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I could have been Canadian
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Have you been a dad today?
• i have been burning for so long
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• consoles should have trackballs
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I should have danced with you
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• the dreams that should have died
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!

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