Findings:

• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't stand so close to me
• Stand by Me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Autobiographical Statement: Indexed by Rivers
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I'll stand by you
• Closing Statement on Campaign Finance Reform by Senator John McCain
• They don't touch me the same way
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't call me Asian
• Opening Statement on Campaign Finance Reform by Senator John McCain
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• the way you don't look at me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Something to remember me by
• mark me by seconds
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• revealing your true self by "sincere statements" is for "heroes"
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't judge a band by the single
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't Tell Me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• don't blame me for your anger
• Don't @ me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't send me roses
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Statement by the President on American Plane and Crew in China, 4/2/01
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Statement by Henry Olonga and Andy Flower
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
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• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• customers don't trust me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Don't tread on me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't tell me everything
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't call me white
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Stand by Your Man
• Proof by contradiction
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• a worm is a statement that being a worm works
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable

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