Findings:
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Don't take sex too seriously
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Films are way too expensive in current year
- Too much living is no way to die
- A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
- I take myself dancing
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- We were strangers for way too long
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Far too many ways to name your meat
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- Take the Long Way Home
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- too bright to squander your mind that way
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- The right way to take a bath
- You take up too much space
- You are taking yourself too seriously
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
- The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
- i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- You Enjoy Myself
- I hate myself and want to die
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- What I learned about myself this year, 1999
- Song Of Myself
- I break myself down
- I left myself at the Airport
- Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Driving Myself Crazy
- I try to see myself
- A conversation I had with myself once
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Myself and Mine
- Dancing With Myself
- not recognizing myself in the mirror
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- The day I punched myself in the face
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- Me, Myself and Irene
- Talking to Myself
- I put away childish things, like myself
- I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- frogs look up at the moon the same way we do
- I hate myself right now
- Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
- I want to dissect myself
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- My withdrawal into myself
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- pukesick: notes to myself
- I can't stop torturing myself
- i commit myself to the soft grass below!
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- talk myself down
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- myself (user)
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
- I hide myself within my flower
- Thinking myself in circles
- Notes to Myself
- I Touch Myself
- If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
- I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
- like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- I can only speak for myself
- I can do it myself
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- audio editing
- I decided to kill myself
- I'm a stranger here myself
- A letter to myself
- I Bind Unto Myself Today
- If I could just watch myself burn
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
- I Hate Myself
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Not Myself
- Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
- Only When I Lose Myself
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Far away piece of myself
- I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
- LOL AT MYSELF (user)
- I punch myself often (user)
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- I myself am war
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- plain fiction that i can write myself
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
- I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
- the last time I surprised myself
- Finding myself easily read, I wait for the explicit translation
- I caught myself
- For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
- Dear God, I Hate Myself
- Rediscovering Myself (user)
- Watching Myself Grow Tired
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- I remind myself I'm a married woman
- I find myself here
- The river flows and I will drown myself.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
- An Introduction to a Ghost Tour: On Truth, Myself, The Nature of Ghosts, and The City of Charleston
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- I have to catch myself around you
- My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- Becoming Myself
- The limes, I tell myself
- I sold my soul for a gift I scarcely use, which I keep to myself
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- save myself
- let myself listen to these radio songs
- To this reality I must resign myself
- Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
- I'm getting ahead of myself
- sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
- i will not allow myself to forget
- I still can't save myself. I keep fragmenting
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- I never stopped watching myself reflected in her eyes
- slow dancing with myself
- and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
- I'm sick of not knowing myself. I've had enough.
- I still supplicate myself in desperation for judgment and am met with nothing but forgiveness.
- Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- seriously ill
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Cabot Hunter's Seriously Sharp Cheddar
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Taking Children Seriously
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- But Seriously Folks (user)
- The consequences of being seriously wounded
- Eff that. Seriously.
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
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