Findings:

• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Films are way too expensive in current year
• Too much living is no way to die
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• I take myself dancing
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• We were strangers for way too long
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Take the Long Way Home
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• The right way to take a bath
• You take up too much space
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• You Enjoy Myself
• I hate myself and want to die
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• Song Of Myself
• I break myself down
• I left myself at the Airport
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Driving Myself Crazy
• I try to see myself
• A conversation I had with myself once
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Myself and Mine
• Dancing With Myself
• not recognizing myself in the mirror
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• The day I punched myself in the face
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Me, Myself and Irene
• Talking to Myself
• I put away childish things, like myself
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• I hate myself right now
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• I want to dissect myself
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• My withdrawal into myself
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• pukesick: notes to myself
• I can't stop torturing myself
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• talk myself down
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• myself (user)
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• I hide myself within my flower
• Thinking myself in circles
• Notes to Myself
• I Touch Myself
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• I can only speak for myself
• I can do it myself
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• audio editing
• I decided to kill myself
• I'm a stranger here myself
• A letter to myself
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• If I could just watch myself burn
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
• I Hate Myself
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not Myself
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• Only When I Lose Myself
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Far away piece of myself
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• LOL AT MYSELF (user)
• I punch myself often (user)
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I myself am war
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• plain fiction that i can write myself
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• the last time I surprised myself
• Finding myself easily read, I wait for the explicit translation
• I caught myself
• For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• Rediscovering Myself (user)
• Watching Myself Grow Tired
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• Six Ways to Sunday
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I find myself here
• The river flows and I will drown myself.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• An Introduction to a Ghost Tour: On Truth, Myself, The Nature of Ghosts, and The City of Charleston
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• I have to catch myself around you
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• Becoming Myself
• The limes, I tell myself
• I sold my soul for a gift I scarcely use, which I keep to myself
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• save myself
• let myself listen to these radio songs
• To this reality I must resign myself
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• i will not allow myself to forget
• I still can't save myself. I keep fragmenting
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• I never stopped watching myself reflected in her eyes
• slow dancing with myself
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• seriously ill
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Cabot Hunter's Seriously Sharp Cheddar
• The seriously red dress
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Taking Children Seriously
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• The consequences of being seriously wounded
• Eff that. Seriously.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• seriously, again? (user)
• seriously? (user)
• seriously dude??? (user)

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