Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I think. I am not a table top historian and if anybody knows better I'd love to be corrected"

• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Know me better, and love me better
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• It will be good when I am leader
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Know That I Am Providence
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I look better when I am wet
• I must die or be better
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• i know you are but what am i
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I think therefore I am
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I am blind when I want to be
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Any song can be a love song
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• I know what it's like to be dead
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• What can be better than that?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Rebeca Martinez
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• No place I'd rather be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• i just want to know who i am
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It is better to be thought a fool
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• The Learning Channel
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The next life will be better
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Why Can't This Be Love
• AI should be our top priority.
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• This love will be your downfall.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I Am Loved
• it is for my mouth forever, i am in love with it.
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• Know That I Am Providence; Sector B1
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• It is for my mouth forever, I am in love with it,
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am an intricate puzzle and I love you
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• begging to be loved
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• What it's like to be in love
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• all other times are better than 6 am
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character

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