Findings:

• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Hot pursuit
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• He Was Only Joking
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Dumb laws
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The first time I knew I was different
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• A fine time to be in the Army
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• let's be real
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• It's going to be fine
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• How it's Going to Be
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Let there be another next time
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• everything is going to be alright
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• You will never be a real woman
• only the named can be destroyed
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• If God was willing to let it be
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Never be the first to let go
• it would be hilarious if only
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• She was too beautiful to be human
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• let me be your first upvote
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Martha Be Real
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• All will be well again in time
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Where's the kaboom?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Just be home in time for supper
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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