Findings:
- I was a homeless bum
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- There was a time when I was a better person
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Books made me a person
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- This node was made for you and me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Music was better in the old days
- I still wear the bracelet you made me
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Better him than me
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- The Internet made me do it
- Know me better, and love me better
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I am that person I was watching
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- England Made Me
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Experience has made me bitter
- Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
- How to be a Better Person
- 80s music made me gay
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- The full moon made me do it
- The Devil made me do it
- His version was better
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- Before the World was Made
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Better Made Potato Chips Inc.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- Better Made Factory Outlet Store
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Society made me what I am
- Last year was always better
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- My hacked iPhone was better
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- My wife made me sexy!
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
- A Better Version of Me
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- It was better before they came
- every secret thing was made by some one
- video games never made me violent
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Before you, there was me
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- I was me before being me was cool.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Man Was Made to Mourn
- Renee was a princess (person) mp3 (recording)
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- If I was a good person
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- better off with him than here with me
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- Better Than Ezra
- better, faster, cheaper
- Nobody Does It Better
- females are better than males
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- Everything's better with vocoders!
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- It's better to have loved and lost
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Ideas are better than apples
- CD vs. vinyl
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Better in the original
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Better Living Through Circuitry
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- six steps to better software
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Are we better than everything else?
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- Some Days are Better than Others
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- A better door
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Better Business Bureau
- all better
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Smurfs are the key to a better world
- Not everything is better spoken aloud
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Better the devil you know
- Original better than the sequel
- Something Even Better
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- There's no better mirror than a child
- You had better...!!!
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Making a Better Plastic Cup
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Better safe than sorry
- Tourist children's souls taste better
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