Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The night was alive, and so was I
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Last night, I slept in your arms
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• Last Night in Soho
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Maybe it was not a Friday night
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• The night a princess was captured
• Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
• I was very, very drunk
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• I was doing so well.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The night is uneventful, and so here I sit
• I Saw Her Again Last Night
• Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• The seizure I had last night
• Last Cigarette of the Night
• when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I had a dream last night
• More hips!
• The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• It was free, so I took it.
• Dreams last for so long
• Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
• Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• I Dreamed of You Last Night
• I shaved my head last night
• Beethoven's Last Night
• The last night of the earth poems
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Last year was always better
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Voyeurism is so last year
• Last Night on Earth
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• Last Night
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Last night I heard Caruso sing
• last night I dreamed of dragons
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• It was a dark and stormy night
• Falling asleep last night
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• a memory of last night's storm
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• what we did last night
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• This night is so young
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Steven's Last Night In Town
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• something I found last night
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Last Night of the Proms
• so fragile and cold, i was
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• I spent last night searching for a body
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• get drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Drunk History
• Fermat's Last Theorem
• The Last Angel of History
• The Last Starfighter
• Last call
• Custer's Last Stand
• I know what you did last summer
• Last of the Summer Wine
• last back
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• last
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• The Last Unicorn
• The Last Answer
• The Last Supper
• Thomas Edison's last breath
• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• The last cigarette before you quit smoking
• The last cigarette before you start smoking again
• Last Kiss
• My Last Duchess
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• This is my play's last scene
• Profanity is the last refuge of the uncreative
• The Seventh and Last Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• treat every moment like it's your last

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