Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- The night was alive, and so was I
- Last night, I slept in your arms
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- It was free, so I took it.
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Last Night in Soho
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- The night is uneventful, and so here I sit
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
- I was very, very drunk
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- I spent all of last night dancing on graves
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- the country was so nice we bombed it twice
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I Saw Her Again Last Night
- Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- The seizure I had last night
- Last Cigarette of the Night
- It was a dark and stormy night
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- I had a dream last night
- More hips!
- If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- so fragile and cold, i was
- I was doing so well.
- The night a princess was captured
- Dreams last for so long
- Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
- Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- I Dreamed of You Last Night
- I shaved my head last night
- Beethoven's Last Night
- The last night of the earth poems
- Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- Last year was always better
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Voyeurism is so last year
- Last Night on Earth
- Dream Log: November 1, 1999
- Last Night
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- Last night I heard Caruso sing
- last night I dreamed of dragons
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- Falling asleep last night
- They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- It was a Dork and Starmly Night
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- a memory of last night's storm
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- what we did last night
- The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
- Maybe it was not a Friday night
- This night is so young
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Steven's Last Night In Town
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- something I found last night
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Last Night of the Proms
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- I spent last night searching for a body
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- get drunk
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- Girl drink drunk
- dry drunk
- coding drunk
- A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
- Drunk and Wondering
- Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- punch drunk
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- drunken wasps
- Drunk as a skunk
- Music to get drunk to
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- The Drunk Joke
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Punch-Drunk Love
- drunk barbie (user)
- Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
- Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
- Blood drunk
- drunk on the tiniest pivot
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- Drunk History
- Fermat's Last Theorem
- The Last Angel of History
- The Last Starfighter
- Last call
- Custer's Last Stand
- I know what you did last summer
- Last of the Summer Wine
- last back
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- last
- First and Last and Always
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- The Last Unicorn
- The Last Answer
- The Last Supper
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- Thomas Edison's last breath
- Observed on a walk on the last day of April
- The last cigarette before you quit smoking
- The last cigarette before you start smoking again
- Last Kiss
- My Last Duchess
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- This is my play's last scene
- Profanity is the last refuge of the uncreative
- The Seventh and Last Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
- treat every moment like it's your last
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