Findings:

• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• The revolution will not be televised
• The Revolution will be televised
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• there will be a last
• If it be your will
• I will be light
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• What life after death will really be like
• the world will be remade in our image
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will always be in the details
• Everything will be alright
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I will be your young sinner
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• This love will be your downfall.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• There will be time
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Who Will Be There
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Marks which will never be broken
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, I will be strong
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• They will not be named!
• There Will Be Blood
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• There will be no more stories to read
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It will be good when I am leader
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• It will never be just you
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Carl Everett
• node that will be my legacy
• Will I cease to be
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will always be weird inside
• I fear I will be nothing
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• The end will be a sellout
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Will I be given that chance?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I will be in my trailer!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• There will never be another you
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The next life will be better
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• all the cute guys will be there
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• My RPG will be a work of art
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Even the dead will not be safe

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