Findings:

• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• I don't want to be alone
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• No place I'd rather be
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Things never were what they used to be
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• How to Be Alone
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I Think We're Alone Now
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• instead of writing a rhyme i'd rather be one
• I’d rather be composted
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'd elope if I were you
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• Alone
• cold and alone
• Alive Alone
• Seeing movies alone
• Good reasons to leave my computer-centred world alone
• The tranquility of drinking alone
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• On the Beach at Night Alone
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• stand/alone/bitch (user)
• dying alone on the battlefield
• All Alone in the Night
• I Sleep Alone
• Drinking Alone in the Moonlight
• I am never alone
• We're Evil Now
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• sitting alone in a big house and listening to depressing music
• Imagine you're not alone
• I know more when I'm alone
• On the topic of being alone
• We are not alone
• Here All Alone in Silence
• Enola/Alone
• eating out alone (as a composition)
• The Eagle Sits Alone
• On spending Thanksgiving alone
• Why am I dancing alone?
• Jane, the Stand Alone Bitch
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Difference between alone and lonely
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• Spending holidays alone
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• it is cold and alone in here. hello?
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• alone (user)
• You're All Alone
• Living alone, one is apt to prefer a view of water
• Alone with a gun
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Driving alone
• Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
• Alone, Like a Window Washer at the 50th Story
• Alone in this hotel room, thinking of you
• Alone amongst a head full of voices
• Alone Again Or
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• Canoeing alone
• Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Jacob: Alone
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Around Alone
• 3:24 AM and drinking alone
• Living alone
• Alone with friends
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• You're never alone
• Fundamentally alone
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• Euclid Alone Has Looked On Beauty Bare
• The Myth: Poverty is a major cause of Crime
• Demons Dance Alone
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• Stand Alone Complex
• The Spine Surfs Alone
• God Is Alone
• On drinking alone
• The Cheese Stands Alone
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Stand alone
• Leave the butterflies alone
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Alone For Me
• The journey my heart must take alone
• I Stand Alone
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• almost alone
• sandstorm firestorm windstorm she stands alone
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• not quite asleep, not quite alone
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone

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