Findings:

• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Should I be happy?
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• I wanna be a hero
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Chant and be Happy
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• So you wanna be a hacker
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• but you wanna be bad
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I wanna be your dog
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• The mountain could be home
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why I won't be at commencement
• not to be taken away
• I seem to be a verb
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I don't want to be successful
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• You Shall Be Reclaimed
• Every tale is not to be believed
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• cannot be again
• you could be asking questions
• in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• happy land
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Ed the Happy Clown
• North Dakota in November is not a happy place
• Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays
• I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
• to be
• Too good to be true
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be sexy too!
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Things that could be
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Who Will Be There
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• If God was willing to let it be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Be kind. Rewind.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• girls should be nice
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Guilt is the treason of the self, be careful.
• this is where we all came to be
• only the named can be destroyed
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Happy Noodle Boy
• Happy Birthday to You
• Happy Meal Special
• A Happy Life
• Happy When It Rains
• Of Gingerbread Houses, and Happy Endings
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Happy and Glorious
• Nice disks, wanna fsck?
• I don't wanna know (user)
• Let It Be
• The Be
• How to be anonymous
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Be gua
• Here be Cows
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• You might be a Mormon
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• why you should never be a referee
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.

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