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• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The best kind of bartender
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Mind without body
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Just to see what it would be like
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Could man be drunk for ever
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If I could be someone
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• anyone could be your brand new love
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Germany could not be appeased
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• The mountain could be home
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I never thought it would be like this
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The second chance you give could be your last
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• She could be a businesswoman
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You could be so delicious
• Could Be Anywhere
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• you could be asking questions
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Things that could be
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• We could all be blind
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• No place I'd rather be
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• eternity would be boring
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• That I Would Be Good
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I know what it's like to be dead
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach

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