Findings:
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
- You, standing
- She thought about giving him her heart
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- A story about a person I do not know
- Have you ever thought
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- Some thoughts about the Language of Thought
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- you would have been
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Twenty three thoughts about twenty three names
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- he would have cried
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- I never really thought about it
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- About the things you could not show her
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Advice I have been given about girls
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Something I thought only I thought about
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Have you hugged a fat person today?
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- She Will Have Her Way
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- he would have laughed
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Bernie would have won
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I would like to have emotions
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- The reason we were so excited about Y2K
- thinking about her
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- So why talk about politics now
- Her smile, thinking about you
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
- A Thought about Vampires
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Don't tell me about her
- thoughts about a blue wall
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- I want to hear about his day in person
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- I have a bad feeling about this
- and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- About the state of a young woman's teeth now
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- We're trying to have a baby
- I have more stories about trains for you
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- What pornos would have us believe
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You stole what they would have given you
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
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