Findings:

• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• You, standing
• She thought about giving him her heart
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A story about a person I do not know
• Have you ever thought
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Some thoughts about the Language of Thought
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• you would have been
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Twenty three thoughts about twenty three names
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• he would have cried
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Two virgins about to have sex
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• I never really thought about it
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• About the things you could not show her
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Something I thought only I thought about
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• She Will Have Her Way
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• he would have laughed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Bernie would have won
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I would like to have emotions
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• thinking about her
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• So why talk about politics now
• Her smile, thinking about you
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• A Thought about Vampires
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Don't tell me about her
• thoughts about a blue wall
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I want to hear about his day in person
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• I have a bad feeling about this
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• About the state of a young woman's teeth now
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• We're trying to have a baby
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• What pornos would have us believe
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You stole what they would have given you
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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