Findings:
- I'm going to kill you
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- don't kill your clients
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Kill
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Humane octopus killing
- kill -9
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm going to the moon
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Kill 'em All
- I think I killed it
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- They killed our Lord
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- Kill Yourself
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- I killed a pigeon
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Kill Rock Stars
- Gravity Kills
- kill word
- One Shot One Kill
- Kill the Poor
- kill file
- John Romero is going to make you his bitch
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- I Love to Kill
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Someone please kill me
- A View to a Kill
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Being a dickhead
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I'm Going Crazy
- this is how i'm going to die.
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Know your pets
- I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Kill time before it kills you
- I'm not a cold hard bitch
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Kill Your Television
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- Let's Get Killed
- Kill your sampler
- Kill a rap
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Kill Yr Idols
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- I kill microbes for a living
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm Going Home
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to Disneyland
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Bikini Kill
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
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