Findings:

• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• November 4, 1995
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I was told you were very pretty
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• you were an angel and i was an angel
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I was into them after they were hip
• being a kid was great
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• wa (user)
• Was I born to play?
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• Leather-bound organizer
• I was very, very drunk
• Na of Wa
• It was more than perfect understanding
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Jesus was a black man
• Dumb laws
• She was locked in time
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Now it was personal
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• What was left after the party
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Her name was Natalie
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• There was an old lady
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• if music were a woman
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• How was the Bible canonized?
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I was sure it was her
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• That Was The Week That Was
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The Walrus was Paul
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was your age
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Concrete, Washington
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was a rose that faded young
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was promised flying cars
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• What was the question?
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• That Was Then, This is Now
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I was a homeless bum
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23

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