Findings:

• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• That I Would Be Good
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• That Would Be Enough
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Here Be Dragons
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Surgeons must be very careful
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• You are nice... be careful with that
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• eternity would be boring
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I never thought it would be like this
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• That would be me
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• If you would be seated
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Who died here?
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• I want to be sexy too!
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Here Be Monsters
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Just to see what it would be like
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• She was too beautiful to be human
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Here be Cows
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• If you would be so kind
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• You mean the me that you would be
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You're too good to be human
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Mind without body
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• The Man Who Would Be King
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• A whimper would be fine
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Work hard and be nice
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Paid to be nice
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Be Here Now
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Be Nice
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Note to self: be nice
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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