Findings:

• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• Just because it happened to you
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When is a name just a name?
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• What happens when we die?
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Why I cry when I hear
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I just don't know when to quit.
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• When you just can't win
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• only when you cannot hear
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Her hair, tangled
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• when the wind is blowing just right
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Every lifetime happens just once.
• What happens when a Pope dies
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• This is When it Happens
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• Something Happens
• happen
• This will never happen
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• You Know What Happens
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• haiku are like small, beautiful round stones shining---complete and wondrous
• What if it never happened?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• How could this happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Accidents Never Happen
• It happened a long time ago
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• If you told me this never happened
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Whatever happened to peace on Earth
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• An accident impatient to happen
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It happens every day
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• This happens all the time
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• A Lot Can Happen
• What the hell happened to us?
• What Happens in Vegas
• Stuff Happens
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• based on events that may have happened
• Nothing happens.
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• worse things have happened to better people
• What happened?

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