Findings:
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How to defend yourself against a coconut
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How I know I love you
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- she does not know how much I need this
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- David "Honeyboy" Edwards
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- how did i know this?
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- Life and How to Live It
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- How to smoke yourself retarded
- How to cook and clean a live crab
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- How do you know it's real?
- How to know if something is worth doing
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- I just don't know when to quit.
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Sometimes it is just good to know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- I just live here
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- Why not just kill yourself?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- Churches that tell you how to live
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- How to videotape yourself playing a videogame
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How we know what we know
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Know How, Can Do
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to live with Thoracic Outlet Syndrome: Monkeylover's Story
- How to pierce yourself
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- if that's how you choose to see it, then that's how it is for you
- How do I know if I love you?
- And then I will just slip away
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- Just Say Know
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- just to let you know
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Just How You Feel
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Amuse yourself on public transportation
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How the Cuttenclips Lived
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Just how is this arousing?
- how to live cheap
- How to set yourself on fire
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How to give yourself a manicure
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to Know God
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How Do I Live
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- I don't know how to smile
- How Gods Live On
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I know how many there are.
- How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
- How do you know that name?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- How Much for just the Planet?
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- That's Just How He Was
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
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