Findings:

• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• You've Got Stalkers
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• I look better when I am wet
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• You've got another think coming
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• If you've got it, flaunt it!
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• You've got to paddle
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• You've got to go to the edge of defeat.
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You've got to be kidding me
• You've Got Gold (user)
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You've got mail
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• You've Got A Friend
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• her curiosity got the better of her.
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• Your cable TV just got better!
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• You've got to promise
• you've got your mothers cheekbones and your father's crooked smile
• malt liquor
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• Vegetarians taste better
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• At least you've got nuances
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• friends just taste better
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• better
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• better, faster, cheaper
• Music was better in the old days
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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