Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Marcie! Your FRIEND is here.... Will your FRIEND be walking you home after school, too?"

• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Can we still be friends?
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I just want to be friends
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Can't we all just be friends?
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• What life after death will really be like
• Let's just be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Darkness Be My Friend
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• High school friends
• I had cool friends in high school
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• how to be a friend
• Trying to be friends
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• Marks which will never be broken
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who Will Be There
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The next life will be better
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Here Be Dragons
• I want to be sexy too!
• I will always be weird inside
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• You're too good to be human
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
• Here Be Monsters
• There will never be another you
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Just be home in time for supper
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Be Here Now
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• I fear I will be nothing
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I cease to be
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• The Revolution will be televised
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• The summer after high school
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Will I be given that chance?
• all the cute guys will be there
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Carl Everett
• Boys will be boys
• node that will be my legacy
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Even the dead will not be safe
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Here be Cows
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• after school detention
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• A bummer of a job, after school
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Should high school be mandatory?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Is There Life After High School?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The end will be a sellout
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The mountain could be home
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• There will be time
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• What to do after leaving school
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• African-American schools after Brown: what changed?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• How to be a Jackass in your own home

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