Findings:
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Loving Jesus for the life he lived
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- Life has more twists than a rope
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- great things he has taught us
- shelf life
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- time lost in life because of waiting
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- Life has a price
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- life's most inexplicable gifts are often greeted unjustly
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Life has its course
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- MY life has no carrot
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- He who has ears, let him hear
- He has spit in my coat
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Death has entered my life once more
- The life and death of a cheese pizza
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- he has her eyes
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- He has redefined me, again and again
- The single most terrifying experience of my life
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- The Shelf Life of Nuclear Weapons
- The Most Terrible Time in My Life
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- He says the most beautiful things
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Assault life's joys with the justified ferocity of cheese
- Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I care because you do
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Because that would make sense
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- I smile just because you exist
- "Because it's cold"
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- Because it all burns up
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Because I couldn't
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- because everything that is connected is beautiful
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- It's funny because it's you
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- because it represents, better yet, it is
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