Findings:

• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• trick or can
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I can do it myself
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• any way, shape or form
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Know How, Can Do
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• You can do anything
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• There is something we can do
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• Any Mick'll Do
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• You, standing
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• more or less
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• boys i loved (more or less)
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• Do It or Die
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• I can do shit with my legs
• What loneliness can do to you
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I can do much better than this
• Any fool can make a rule
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• If you can say something nice, do
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Any house can become a prison
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Do what you can as you do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• All I can do
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• Do I stay or run away?
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• any
• Press any key to continue
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Got any ID please?
• Laser Wolf the Butcher, or: Jews in Space
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!

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