Findings:

• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No Pity Due to No One
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• No one has died
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• There is no "One", either
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Dance As If No One Is Watching
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• no one rules if no one obeys
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• i am no one (user)
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No one can be totally logical
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• No one can be in two places at once
• I hold you where no one else can go
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• to a place where no one's around
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Trust No One
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• No one says anything important during the day
• If No One Will Love Me
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• No one knows my plan
• no one listens anymore
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Finally we are no one
• No one is illegal
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• No One Gets Left Behind
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• The words no one can find
• No Pity Due to No One (poetry)
• is there no one who answers the call?
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• No One Sang Like Michael
• No one belongs here more than you.
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• the fate in no one's plans
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• The one that got away
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No fire, just madness
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Everything got me fired!
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• One Got Fat
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• Dry bones can harm no one
• To the one that got away
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Hitler has only got one ball
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Tom Waits for no one
• lying here with no one near
• How to scream when no one is looking
• No Other One
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• No one wants you the way you are
• No one's garden
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• No one touches me
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one gets out of this life alive
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• No one actually cares.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There's no point unless you make one
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• no one lives forever. yet.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• No One Lives Forever
• Let no one grieve here
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• Buying a turntable
• Buying Afghani artifacts on ebay
• Buying a sword
• Buying used video games
• Buying a video card
• Advice on buying used Apple hardware
• Advice on buying used furniture
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Godzilla Minus One
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen

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