Findings:
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- At long and dear last
- Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- how i will contribute in nation building
- How the universe will end
- Dreams last for so long
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- How to grow your hair long
- How will I die?
- How Long Blues
- How long is a piece of string?
- How I Wonder
- how long does it go (user)
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
- Joe Hill's Last Will
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- Nothing outside the text will last
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- How Long is a Chinaman
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Oh see how thick the goldcup flowers
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- How to ride long distances in a car
- Forsaken on the Moon, How Will We Breathe?
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- Oh, so that's how it is
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How long have you known?
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How long have you been in love with her?
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How long do babies sleep?
- If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
- Oh dear, how sad, never mind
- You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
- Supertoys Last All Summer Long
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- The Last Will and Testament of Jake Thackray
- Last Will and Testament
- The days of wonder have come at last
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- there will be a last
- One last kiss before the long goodbye
- A hollow longing in her that will last
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- You will suffer long term physiological damage if you swallow that gum!
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Oh, the wonder of it all
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- The Last Will and Testament of Alturus Portwick
- Oh How I Love Thee
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- embracing the wonder of YouTube ads
- How to grow marijuana
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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