Findings:

• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• And I don't even know their names
• We don't make good wives
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• don't shoot the hand of god
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Oh Messy Life
• How do you make God laugh?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Don't Make Me Think
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• You don't know my GOD
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• oh my god (user)
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Oh, God!
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• Oh that sound, that wonderful sound
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Even if You Don't
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Stoned music memories
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Don't expect God to save you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I still don't even know you
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• what is this i don't even
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You don't FIND peace. You gotta MAKE peace. You gotta make peace with it.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Calling it your job don't make it right
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• funny oh God
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Who makes God's rules?
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Please God, make me a stone.
• How do you make a life matter?
• Oh Life
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Creation: Life and how to make it
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Life After God
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• That phone call you don't want to make
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• ...Then Came a Supper Worse Than Death (Love and Tolerate This Mess)
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.

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