Findings:

• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• God has no free will
• gomame no ha gishiri
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Windows XP easter eggs
• time has no meaning here
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A double-edged sword has no point
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• A community without shame has no future
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• The pretty girl has no friends
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Science Has No Morals
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• The Web That Has No Weaver
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Sé que el suicidio va contra las leyes de Dios y el hombre, pero la sed de sangre del tirano de mi patria no ha de aplacarse con la mía.
• Oh where oh where has my dear tinker gone
• hate has no home here
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Naming Windows computers
• MY life has no carrot
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• No one has died
• September has such a feeling
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Experience has made me bitter
• Something inside has died
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Where has the smoke gone?
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Water has negative calories
• my body has taken over my thinking
• ha oto shelanu
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Life has its course
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Each one has their own story
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• jo ha kyu
• feline allergies
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• German grammar
• The Path Has Vanished
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Smoking has class
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• She still has my Borges book
• Plastic Has Memory
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• How to find something which has been lost
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Satan has your nose
• The Universe said, Ha!
• great things he has taught us
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• Music Has the Right to Children
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• the hottest it has ever been
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Education has failed
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• H.A. Rey
• This year has flown
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Death has entered my life once more
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• My dog has been stolen
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• ba shana ha ba'a
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• A serious error has occurred
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• has the X nature
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Evolution has never been observed
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• My warranty has run out
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Elvis has left the building
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• an nyong ha se yo
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Your hair has turned white
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• The etrix has you
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• She has trouble acting normal
• ne mo ha mo nai
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• 911 has an automated response
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Autumn has come invisibly

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