Findings:

• Know your pets
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Type A blood
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Using a command line
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Animals people have sex with
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People have fucked up before
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• People want what they cannot have
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• People who don't smoke will never die
• cat haters
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Two people who are not touching
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• people who wear camo
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Flaunting your sexuality
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Weird sex with strange people
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People who don't read
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The other people who hate war
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• worse things have happened to better people
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Capitalize, please
• People who use Windows
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who jog live longer
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• people who don't exist
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• People who died laughing
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who love FTP
• People who are not anarchists
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• General sexuality newsgroup
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Sex in a small car
• How to "Have People"
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Dead people I have known
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Sex with a chicken
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• How to have lesbian sex
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Dead links in writeups
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Taking things at surface value
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• play dumb
• The bored who complain
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy

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