Findings:
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- The other people who hate war
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- The rules of pool are not selective
- cat haters
- The dream people were being assholes.
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- people who need people are just people who need people
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Taking things at surface value
- The bored who complain
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Capitalize, please
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- Why people who jog live longer
- People who use Windows
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Using a command line
- Two people who are not touching
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- People who carp about their jobs
- People who don't read
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- Chester, who drives a hearse
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Police who drive over the speed limit
- How to drive an SUV
- play dumb
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- People shouldn't drive while crying
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Type A blood
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- Rednecks hating Canada
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Dead links in writeups
- People who died laughing
- people who wear camo
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- people who don't exist
- People who are not anarchists
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- People who love FTP
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- The People Who Used to Live There
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Know your pets
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
- Coffee-drinking Assholes
- Presidents & Assholes
- The theory that women prefer assholes
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- ass$hole (user)
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Dance-floor asshole
- An Asshole (user)
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- International Assholes' Day
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- asshole (user)
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- why girls like assholes
- Asshole Bitch (user)
- Christ, what an asshole.
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- Get fucked, asshole!
- drive
- Zip drive
- floppy drive
- Infinite Improbability Drive
- warp drive
- Infinite Loop Drive
- hard drive
- magneto optical drive
- CF Micro Drive
- drive thru
- all wheel drive
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Kuat Drive Yards
- Holly Hop Drive
- Countries that drive on the left
- To Drive the Sun
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- The urge to drive off the road
- the comfort of drive thru windows
- most of a computer's noise is the hard drive
- drive train
- drive shaft
- Installing LinuxPPC on a Powermac G4's second hard drive
- Drive safely
- reformatting hard drives at 2 AM
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Drive Image Pro
- FTL drive
- Commercial Drive
- Sakharov Drive
- reactionless drive
- sexual drive
- Alcubierre Warp Drive
- The drive back
- Just drive, man! Drive!
- right hand drive
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- 20 minute drive between 2 lives
- Low-level formatting an IDE hard drive
- WORM Drive
- On a drive to Reno
- hard drive enclosure
- How to teach your teenager to drive
- Teaching your teenager to drive: Part II
- Computers without floppy drives
- Freezing your hard drive
- cattle drive
- Driving a car on gravel
- Left side drive
- Male sex drive and the end of the world
- Hard Drive Racing
- NBA Inside Drive
- We get too tense when we drive
- Lost in Boston?
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