Findings:

• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Someday, I will be strong
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Will I cease to be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Carl Everett
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• You will be assimilated
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I will always be weird inside
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The revolution will not be televised
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• They will not be named!
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• the world will be remade in our image
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• There will never be another you
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• There will be time
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• My RPG will be a work of art
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• There Will Be Blood
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• I will be light
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• It will be good when I am leader
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• If it be your will
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I fear I will be nothing
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• What life after death will really be like
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• I will be in my trailer!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The next life will be better
• Paid to be nice
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Everything will be alright
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• there will be a last
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I will be your young sinner
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Information wants to be paid
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• This love will be your downfall.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• It will never be just you
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Boys will be boys
• node that will be my legacy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The television will not be revolutionized
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Who Will Be There
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Will I be given that chance?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The Revolution will be televised
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The end will be a sellout
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will always be in the details
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Attention must be paid
• Even the dead will not be safe
• To be hoist by one's own petard

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