Roll up, roll up gentlenoders! It's time for the all singing, all dancing...
reQuest 2020: an E2 reVue!
It's a new decade and a new edition of everyone's favourite reQuest! The Quest of reQuest will run for the month of January and will involve YOU writing one or more writeups based on requests you will
receive from other noders who are also participating. As a bonus for
participating, you can also make requests from other noders for the
writeups you want to read.
How It Works
Do you ever think, "I wish noder would write more like this"?
Do you ever wonder, "What do my fellow noders want me to write?"
The reQuest is here for you!
Each participating reQuester will receive at least 3 anonymous
requests for a writeup, submitted by fellow reQuesters. A request might
be for a topic, style or format. ReQuesters fill their requests by
noding them! Be sure to /msg reQuest to let us know that you have filled
your request, so that we can update the list here to include a link to
all completed requests.
Requests from reQuest participants can be sent to the reQuest team by
message; /msg reQuest from right now until 23:59 server time on 21 January
2020. The early cutoff date for requests will allow participants plenty
of time to fulfil all the requests on their lists. All requests will be
listed anonymously in this public node from 00:00 1 January 2020 onwards. Additionally, private messages will be sent to each participant
with details of their personal request list. As requests are made by
messaging the reQuest team, the reQuest team (Nemosyn &
Silverai_Me) will obviously see your
request, however we will put up the request up anonymously so that
others, including the recipient, cannot see who made the request. We
will add all requests to the list, and in the event that no request is
made for a reQuester, we will add some of our own to ensure that
everybody has a steady trickle of requests through the month. As a
courtesy, we ask each reQuester to make a maximum of 3 requests per noder at a time, and consider that a reQuester will probably want to start reQuest with some requests but perhaps not with an overwhelming amount like eleventy billion requests to fill.
Writeups can be published from 00:00 server time 1 January until
23:59 server time on 31 January 2020 to receive rewards. You can pick
which requests you want to fill, but a minimum one request must be
fulfilled to qualify for rewards. You can choose to fill all of your requests too, if you want
to. Requests can still be filled and published after 31 January 2020 and
the link will still be added to this node, but belatedly filled
requests will be noted as late and miss out on Quest rewards.
A request shall be considered filled at the noder's discretion,
however the reQuest team reserves the right to pass ultimate judgement
on a writeup, should they choose to exercise it.
Step 1: Join the reQuest
- Commit to writing one or more new writeups that fill your requests during January
- /msg reQuest asking to join
Step 2: Make Some Requests
- /msg reQuest with the name of any noder and what you would
like them to write. This can be a topic, style, format, or simply a
writing prompt.
- For ideas for requests to make, check out the list below for the
names of participating noders, and have a look at some of their existing
writeups, their homenodes, or chat to them in the Catbox to get an idea
of what they usually contribute.
- Remember the aim is to encourage and inspire fellow noders, not to make them feel overwhelmed!
Sample Requests:
/msg reQuest I want Silverai_Me to review their favourite computer game of all time!
/msg reQuest I want Nemosyn to fill the nodeshell shot the cat
/msg
reQuest I want Tem42 to write a story about a duck.
For further ideas, see all the requests made last year in reQuest 2019: the reTurn.
Step 3: Fill your requests
- reQuest will update this post with requests from other reQuesters between 1st January 2020 and 21st January 2020
- Write an amazing, beautiful writeup in response to each request you receive
- Publish your writeup
- /msg reQuest with a link to your published writeup. The reQuest team manually updates this node, we don't know if a reQuest has been filled unless YOU tell us!
- Rinse and repeat!
Rewards
The reQuest Team will be distributing rewards upon Quest completion as follows:
- All participants who send in a request for someone else will receive 2 GP for the first 20 requests, and 1GP thereafter, with a cap of 100GP.
- All participants who fill at least 1 request will receive an easter egg
- Write 1-5 requested nodes - 50 GP, plus a bonus of 5 GP per node
- Write 6-9 requested nodes - 100 GP, plus a bonus of 10 GP per node
- Write 10-19 requested nodes - 150 GP, plus a bonus of 15 GP per node
- Write 20-29 requested nodes - 200 GP, plus a bonus of 20 GP per node
- Write 30-50 requested nodes - 300 GP, plus a bonus of 30 GP per node
Anyone completing more than 50 requested nodes shall be doing it only
for the joy of themselves, their reQuester, and other readers from that
point onwards.
The Rancid_Pickle Trophy
Our favourite smelly vegetable is generously sponsoring bonus prizes for the noders who fill the most reQuests during the month of January! Sir Pickle notes that as sponsor, he will not be eligible for a trophy. Prizes will be as follows:
- 1st Prize: 3000 shiny GP
- 2nd Prize: 2000 shiny GP
- 3rd Prize: 1000 shiny GP
- All reQuesters who fill at least one reQuest: 5 Easter Egg, plus 1 Easter Egg per filled reQuest
Please note: any nodes nuked will not count towards your total.
Rewards will be distributed a few days after the Quest ends, to allow
last-minute writeups to be voted on and pass muster with the editors.
Background Processes
The reQuest Team will be updating requests made and filled,
sending and monitoring requests throughout the month, and distributing
rewards after the completion of reQuest 2020.
The reQuest Team reserves the right to pass ultimate judgement on a write-up, or on any requests made by participants, should they choose to exercise it.
Bugs, queries and requests should be sent to /msg reQuest
Blame and criticism can be directed to reQuest,
Nemosyn, Silverai_Me, and deities of
your choice.
About reQuest
This Quest was the brainchild of a catbox conversation between Nemosyn, Silverai_Me, & Estelore at the end of 2017. Upon receiving the e2gods blessing by Tem42 to run reQuest, the Quest was successfully run for the first time in January 2018. The reQuest Team having enjoyed themselves greatly and the quest itself being well received, we've decided to keep doing it.
reQuesters & Requests
Number of participants:
21
Number of requests:
163
Number of personal requests fulfilled before the end of reQuest 2020:
56
Number of open requests fulfilled before the end of reQuest 2020:
24
Number of requests fulfilled after end of reQuest 2020 (ongoing):
0
Don't forget to /msg reQuest when you fill a reQuest!
New Section: Open reQuests
We've had several reQuests that are open to any participants. Fill any or all of these reQuests for shiny rewards. Don't be shy: there's no limit to how many participants will receive rewards for these ones!
- someone fill How to host a dungeon
- someone fill Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
- Anything on a node that already has 2 writeups
- A writeup on a node that hasn’t been updated in 10 years
- A writeup on a node that hasn’t been updated in 20 years
- See the lock text on I was promised flying cars. reQuest that someone explain this, in a separate node.
- Could any person do a daylog, pretending to be Donald Trump pretending not to be Donald Trump?
- Open Request: Fill Demons snatch unclaimed prayers out of the air to admire their gossamer wings
- Open request: fill in For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals..
- Open request: Fill a nodeshell that has a naughty connotation or word in the title with anything you want, even a factual that would make Klaproth applaud.
- I want someone to write about the Aerosmith song in Dream On
- An open ReQuest: Please node the most unusual idea or theory that you personally believe.
- I request that someone update the Donald Trump node
Participants
- andycyca
- Andy says he's signing up for ReQuest, so when he does, I request that he, Andycyca, node Beat Hazard 2
- andycyca please node Zeph as a word of power
- I would like Andycyca to write a piece of historic fiction set in a time period of their choosing
- REQUEST: andycyca reviews a mythical game, movie, or academic program based on a response given in the catbox to a question he asks of e2d2
- Please node Send me no flowers
- Request for andycyca: Please fill this nodeshell: Evil J. Transylvania
- Andycyca: tell me about your favorite station on the Mexico City Metro
- tell me about a colour. Maybe one of the ones listed here.
- BookReader
- write about a piece of New Mexico history.
- Could BookReader please write an absolute McGonnagall of a poem? Pretty please?
- BookReader should tell us about Jeffrey Epstein
- Fill Maple Butter
- Request for BookReader: Please flease fill this nodeshell: 10,000 Days
- I request BookReader fill Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- For BookReader: In the style of a McSweeney's List or a Letterman Top Ten List, a summary of books BR has read in the past year, without giving way the titles of the books (titles in pipe links or outbound links are okay, though).
- Browncoat
- There still aren't enough recipes on E2. Could you help with that?
- Request for Browncoat: Tell us the most important part of your exercise regimen.
- Request for Browncoat: Create a writeup that includes the following words: zither; barnyard; whoopie; ultraviolet; and stiletto.
- Chord
- I understand Chord will be joining our quest, so might I recommend Chord fill an unfilled factual reached through using Random Nodeshells.
- I would also like Chord to fill Things I Learned From Working At The Library with a work of fiction that must somehow involve Barry Goldwater and toothpaste.
- If Chord joins, I request they fill Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- I request Chord fill I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Chord says they're gonna join request. I request chord write more city magic.
- Request for Chord: Please fill this nodeshell: The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
- Dustyblue
- Request for Dustyblue: Please fill this nodeshell: A noisy noise annoys an oyster
- Request for Dustyblue: Create a writeup that includes the following words: shapeshifter; bog; cloaca; walrus; and exactamundo.
- Dustyblue has joined! I request that Dustyblue write-up Theodore "Todd" Rokita
- Dustyblue should review an imaginary videogame that combines elements of a racing game with conventional D&D fantasy characters and tropes.
- Estelore
- Request that Estelore do a writeup about "What the earth will be like in 100 years"
- Estelore should fill out the conlang node.
- I found a terrible oversight in the nodegel: can Estelore node about the song in Fly Me to the Moon please?
- Fill We stole the guest list and replaced it with our own with fiction that could plausibly be truth
- A writeup about creating and/or learning a conlang
- Your opinion (if you have any) on Toki Pona
- Request for Estelore: Please fill this nodeshell: Philander C. Knox. Use as few true facts as possible.
- Etouffee
- I think etouffee is a great pick to write about universal consciousness
- I think it would be cool if Etouffee wrote a factual that has no connection to poetry or souffles.
- a piece inspired by Leonard Cohen's line, "Ring the bells that still can ring / forget your perfect offering / there is a crack in everything / that's how the light gets in."
- Fill I have a crush on a girl in France. An extra star if it’s prose.
- Request for Etouffee: Please fill this nodeshell: why do harvestmen gather in clusters
- I think it would be cool if Etouffee wrote a factual that has a connection to poetry and souffles.
- Glowing Fish
- Glowing Fish should write about favourite and/or least favourite fled noders.
- I want Glowing Fish to absolutely go to town on the worst book or movie or TV show they consumed during 2019.
- I'd like a new entry in the Daily Evil series of writeups
- Fill Bob Barker is a character played by Bob Barker with fiction
- In your opinion, what was the best science breakthrough of the past 10 years?
- Request for Glowing Fish: Please tell us your favorite location in Mexico.
- JD
- quick, JD! You created the nodeshell for January 1, 2020 - now you need to fill it!
- please update (as the original node requests somebody do) Brother Power the Geek - now that you own both original issues.
- Fiddler on the Roof is a nodeshell. Could you fill it please? It doesn't have to be accurate - I've never seen it, so I won't know!
- Fill I asked her not to forget me
- A writeup reviewing a sci-fi short story or novella
- Request for JD: Please write up someone named to Canada's Walk of Fame.
- JD says Well, damn it all. I noded Margaret Laurence for the quest, only to realize that the request was that I node someone inducted into the Canadian Walk of Fame, which she is not, rather than the Order of Canada, which she is.
- Filled on January 29, 2020: Chris Hadfield
- jessicaj
- Write a conversation where all the dialogue is pre-existing nodes or nodeshells created by other people. link them all!
- Request for jessicaj: Who is your favorite unnoded baseball player?
- Request for jessicaj: Tell us about your process for creating art.
- Jet-Poop
- I request Jet-Poop write a ghost story.
- For Jet-Poop, review a recent find in the area of superhero fiction.
- I would like Jet-Poop to review either Gappa the Triphibian Monster or Terror at Blood Fart Lake.
- Fill Pirate Cinema with either a review of the book or fiction
- A writeup on an underrated comic book writer, artist or series
Jet-Poop should review Uncanny X-Men at the State Fair of Texas, which he says he’s going to do anyway Already filled before reQuest commenced!
- For Jet-Poop...review a comic book that you read at a very young age.
- Request for Jet-Poop: Create a writeup that includes the following words: arch, proprietary, stalactite, divide and drizzle.
- Jet-Poop, you're always writing about comics. Review a song or album instead.
- losthuskie
- losthuskie to write about being completely alone for a weekend
- I request LostHuskie write a story about a little lost husky dog.
- I request that losthuskie write up an obscure celebrity.
- Fill Laughing at your own mistakes, drinking with your buddies
- Fill any of the nodeshells indicated in October 19, 2019
- Request for losthuskie: Create a writeup that includes the following words: terrier; bloated; coccyx, mailbox; and seismic.
- Nemosyn
- A tasty recipe, please.
- As we all know, I don't care about factual write ups and am all about GTKY ones, so I'd like Nemosyn to write a story about her and her granddad (don't tell her it was me:) **reQuest says: I won't**
- Nemo, now about the fires and Australia and how the whities fucked it up!
- A request: Nemosyn should write up a little-known scandal or piece of history from Nemosyn's hometown or somewhere nearby.
- Fill eat cake, motherfuckers
- A writeup (non-fiction) on the best thing you’ve seen someone else do at a party
- What the hell is FODMAP? Why is it important?
- I’d like Nemosym to write up backpfeifengesicht
- Request for Nemosyn: Please fill this nodeshell: No ticket.
- Fill the white witch cocktail
- I'd like Nemosyn to write about the iconic Gympie Gympie tree
- I'd like Nemosyn or really anyone to write about Estonian movies about 50 year old lesbians with a fixation for geese or whatever.
- nicolasstag
- I ask nicolasstag write more sci-fi, preferably continuing the story of Accolade of Itabil'kka il Cori.
- I request Nicolasstag write about an obscure religion (may be ancient, modern, cult-y, or fictional)
- I would like to request that nicolasstag write a half-improvised poem about someone's mother being locked out of her bank account.
- Fill either The madness of public transport or The madness of private transport. A special star if you fill both
- Fill any of the nodeshells indicated in October 19, 2019
- Request for nicolasstag: Please fill this nodeshell: Earth in the Balance
- npecom
- npecom sounds like the kind of man who could write about psychedelic revelations about the structure of the universe.
- I'd like npecom to give us some parenting (or grandparenting) advice, please
- The Softlink Game, reQuest style: click Random Node twice, and write something that incorporates both of them!
- Fill palapa
- Filled on January 8, 2020: palapa
- Another Instant Pot recipe
- When npecom gets to be 150 years old, what story will he tell around the campfire?
- Request for npecom: Create a writeup that includes the following words: professional; kumquat; zygote; verify; and foregut.
- Npecom fill Equal-Opportunity Bastard, Debrouillard, and Provocateur with something, preferably fiction but anything is good!
- Write a sequel to one of your own writeups
- For npecom: Tell us about a certain trip to NYC and its Metro
- please fill This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Rancid_Pickle
- I would love Sir Pickle to write an "In case of apocalypse, E2 noders are to meet in my bunker" type of node (since he has a bunker)
- I request Rancid Pickle write about a witch.
- A scifi story titled 'Defragging Your CO' or something similar.
- Rancid_Pickle says: I wrote a 7K word short story but I'm shopping it around to several paying magazines. Sorry!
- I would like Rancid_Pickle to fill Philosophus Stone and the Curse of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl With Acute Nebulophilia!
- Fill Here’s Looking At You
- A writeup on a book that you’d like to write but would never be accepted by a publisher
- Request for Rancid Pickle: Please fill this nodeshell: It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
- Fill Or he’ll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor’s dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet with fiction
- Write a sequel to somebody else's writeup
- Your inspiration is Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt. Pick one of the 23 things and write about it (in a separate node, because that one is perfect just as it is)
- RedOmega
- RedOmega has been threatening to node about a weird sexy PC game that she plays. We need to know more about it!
- Please have RedOmega write a nice how-to gardening node.
- I request RedOmega write a short story or poem about being in love.
- Ask RedOmega to add a writeup to LOX about liquid oxygen.
- RedOmega should fill Donald Trump's Speech at the 2017 Boy Scouts Jamboree
- Write any recipe
- Some kind of rant on badly written (web)comics
- Request for RedOmega: What is the perfect board game?
- I request Redomega node either of the Jello Shot nodes.
- RedOmega please node aposematism.
- I want RedOmega to fill the nodeshell anal teeth
- Stasik
- Request that Stasik do another family history writeup
- I'd like to see Stasik share a story from their childhood
- Stasik should nodes something especially girly.
- Fill Drinking in the morning
- A writeup on Russian cuisine
- The biggest cultural differences between Russia and Australia
- Request for Stasik: Please fill this nodeshell: I've spent too much time leading horses to water
- Stasik, please write something with a mythical Russian figure and a mythical Australian figure. Crossover fiction, weird poetry, or factual compare/contrast-- whatever you like! Your insight is invaluable and entertaining!
- Tem42
- I request Tem42 node about some recent (post 2015) YA or kids books they have read.
- Node loblolly pines please
- Tem42 should fill a nodeshell or create a new node documenting a geographical location with a bawdy or absurd name.
- Fill either Rule of Fun or Rule of Funny
- At least 500 words on a book or movie review
- I’d like Tem42 to fill Matrioshka Brain.
- Request for Tem42: Please write up Gritty, the mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers.
- Tem42 make a writeup with at least one hardlink per line to brand new nodeshells. Nothing recycled.
- I would quite like another writeup about oranges, please
- vcg3rd
- Help us get to know you - review a book or movie you read/watched in 2019
- Request for vcg3rd: Please write a daylog telling us what your day has been like. Include at least one blatant lie.
- And vcg3rd should either fill dogs of Nebraska asphalt or review The Apple Dumpling Gang.
- I request vcg3rd to write about something interesting about a place they've lived in or visited.
- Zephronias
- Please node something we don't know about chickens.
- Zephronias left us hanging, we must know more about The Man With The Terrible Eyes **reQuest says: this was reQuested more than once**
- For Zeph, more Stories from the Home!
- Zephronias should write a story involving grape coulis, a girl in the 1970s, shape-shifting, and redemption.
- Fill Or he’ll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor’s dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet with fiction
- I bet Zephronias could do a great job on Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Request for Zephronias: Tell us more about the Stolen Child.
- Zephronias, please node about classroom management