Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Everything vs. Real Life
• In Real Life
• Real Life
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• MY life has no carrot
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• I'm not this cool in real life
• Life has its course
• Life has more twists than a rope
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• real life raygun
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Real life applications of mathematics
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• Real Life Dilbert
• Real Life Phaser
• real life test
• Real life trolling
• Dan in Real Life
• save and restore function in real life
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Death has entered my life once more
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• Life has a price
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Elvis has left the building
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• September has such a feeling
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Smoking has class
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Each one has their own story
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• This year has flown
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• She still has my Borges book
• gomame no ha gishiri
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• A serious error has occurred
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• feline allergies
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.

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