Findings:
- Women want me when I'm taken
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
- The full moon made me do it
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I walk around when I'm high
- Do you like me?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- I'm fine, thank you. And you?
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- How Do You Want Me?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Do you know me?
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I know more when I'm alone
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- You Do Something To Me
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- What to do when your brakes fail
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- Why Do You Love Me?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- What you do to me
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
- I'm fine no really
- IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- I like you; do you like me?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- The Devil made me do it
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- What Do I Do With Me
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Do you think it's me?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- I'm an English major, you do the math
- What do you see when you look up?
- The Internet made me do it
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- What to do when your car breaks down
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- OBAFGKM
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- When you cut yourself shaving
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