Findings:
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- feline allergies
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Me So Horny
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- So much it scares me
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- So help me God
- I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm so tough
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- You were always so good to me
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- i require so little to sustain me
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- OBAFGKM
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- American girls are all so easy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- so save me (user)
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- me so cute (user)
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
- Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- i'm just a girl
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not that kinda girl
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I'm so sorry
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Don't stand so close to me
- So, what's the problem with me?
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- So Sue Me
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- block and tackle
- Mudflap Girl
- Vandy Girls
- Marvel Girl
- the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
- Satan's School for Girls
- Brown-Eyed Girl
- Girl Talk
- Girl Scout Cookie
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