Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• chop saw
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• Put them out with your vajra-shovel.
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• we can take them
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• My aunt doesn't like them
• Dr Pepper imitations
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Let them know
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• The lives within them
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• Send them to the next dimension
• we never hear them calling to us
• Fuck them all but the six
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• them
• pull out all the stops
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• I was into them after they were hip
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Them Node Writers
• If you love somebody, set them free
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Watching them together
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Bless them hagafens!
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• It kills me to watch them go
• Us vs. Them
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• Archived E2 FAQ: When is it okay to node about noding? (document)
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Where we are now (e2poll)
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Let them have Festivas
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Them are fightin' words
• I eat them by the handful
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• out and about
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Them Lunch Toters
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• Goops and How to be Them
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• if you slide them together, like this
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• T.H.E.M.
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• If you can't beat them, join them
• Degrees of Pornography
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• Never let them see you bleed
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• don't let them scare you
• Teach Them to Fish
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• One Node to Rule Them All
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Us and Them
• How to use chopsticks
• People with programming languages named after them
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Ask me about Loom
• Them Bones
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• How do ya like them apples?
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Them!
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• Them's Good Eatin'
• .them
• Pink sweaters with skulls and crossbones on them
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Let them eat cake
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!

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