Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• chop saw
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Put them out with your vajra-shovel.
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• It kills me to watch them go
• Bless them hagafens!
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Them are fightin' words
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• T.H.E.M.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• If you can't beat them, join them
• Degrees of Pornography
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• we can take them
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• My aunt doesn't like them
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• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Never let them see you bleed
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Teach Them to Fish
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• Archived E2 FAQ: When is it okay to node about noding? (document)
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Where we are now (e2poll)
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• How to use chopsticks
• Us and Them
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• I was into them after they were hip
• Them Bones
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Pink sweaters with skulls and crossbones on them
• Let them eat cake
• out and about
• Them Node Writers
• If you love somebody, set them free
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Let them know
• Fuck them all but the six
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• The lives within them
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• if you slide them together, like this
• Goops and How to be Them
• Watching them together
• we never hear them calling to us
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• Send them to the next dimension
• Us vs. Them
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Stories that you write as you read them
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• pull out all the stops
• Whenever a commercial comes on the radio and asks a yes or no question, I answer NO out loud in a stern voice.
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• One Node to Rule Them All
• Why do we treat them so well?
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Let them have Festivas
• Ask me about Loom
• Them!
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• By their fruits you shall know them
• People with programming languages named after them
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Them's Good Eatin'
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• I eat them by the handful
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Them Lunch Toters
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• How do ya like them apples?
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "

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